🐆Phases Are Fake Pocket Tee – Vintage Garment-Dyed Unisex Shirt, Rave Cougar Streetwear, Festival Fashion, Retro Graphic T-Shirt
The moon may have phases, but you? You’re timeless, babe. 🌙✨ Our “Phases Are Fake” garment-dyed pocket tee serves up laid-back comfort with a side of cheeky attitude. Designed in soft, 100% ring-spun cotton, it feels broken-in from the very first wear—like your favorite festival shirt that’s seen a few too many sunrises.
The vintage-inspired dye gives each piece a one-of-a-kind, faded look that only gets better with time. And with a classic left chest pocket (perfect for stashing kandi or lip gloss), this tee doesn’t just talk the talk, it dances the dance.
Whether you’re vibing at the main stage, hitting a dive bar with the crew, or just chilling in full cougar glory, this shirt is all about effortless style and that subtle wink to those who know.
Because let’s be real: phases are fake, but the party is forever. 🪩🐾
🌟 Product features
- Soft 100% ring-spun cotton for all-day comfort.
- Heavyweight fabric = durable enough for festivals + everyday wear.
- Unique garment-dye process = one-of-a-kind vintage look.
- Left chest pocket for kandi, chapstick, or secret side quests.
- Relaxed unisex fit—pairs with cutoffs, cargos, or layered looks.
100% ring-spun cotton
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing.
Left chest pocket
A pocket on the left side of the chest gives the t-shirt a unique look. Designs are printed using DTF technology
Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching
Pigment dye colors
Pigment dyes provide a vintage look that will remain for the life of the garment.
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the EU REACH requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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